Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Not-So-Intelligent Blonde Moments...

My mom just went on a trip and she had a layover in Salt Lake City.  
She brought me home a "crystal ball" that she bought in the airport gift shop.

She explained that it was symbolic of the Salt Lake in Utah.
My response?
"There's a salt lake in Utah?  I guess that's where they got the name Salt Lake City."


bahahahahahaha


Until next time, 
The Intelligent Blonde

Monday, April 25, 2011

Monday Lustday Series, Edition 20

These can all be found at New York & Company







Until next time, 
The Intelligent Blonde

Friday, April 22, 2011

I Got A Brand New...JOB!!

I have a exciting announcement to make: I got a new job!
A TERRIFIC new job, to be exact :)


Although I'm very grateful to have been given the job at the bank, especially when our economy is the way it is, I wasn't challenged at all--I felt as though my college degree was a waste of time.  

However, all my hard work will be rewarded with my new job!    
Not only will I be making more money, meeting hot guys, and receiving benefits, but I will no longer have to commute!  I am ecstatic.  I could literally ride my bike to work!

I was really getting tired of searching for a new job and I was worried about having to compete with spring graduates, so this job offer could not have come at a better time. 


Everything is starting to fall into place for me!
*Knock on wood* 

Until next time, 
The Intelligent Blonde

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Awkward & Awesome Thursday, Edition 12

Awkward:

The creeper at the post office who told me I was "absolutely stunning" and then preceded to follow me to work, along the way telling me that "I couldn't be from Anadarko because they don't have pretty girls like me." 
I have come to the conclusion that creepy people flock to Anadarko...or maybe they just flock to me?


When people repeat things that I tell them (which weren't meant to be told in the first place, let alone repeated).


Awesome:

Getting off at 3:15 everyday--I love my hours.

My pink resume paper. 


Until next time, 
The Intelligent Blonde

Monday, April 18, 2011

Monday Lustday Series, Edition 19

All of these can be found at my favorite store, New York & Company







Until next time, 
The Intelligent Blonde

Saturday, April 16, 2011

I Wanna be a....Millionaire...?

It seems as though the most popular question to ask children is "what do you want to be when you grow up?"
I always thought that when I became an adult people would stop asking me this question.  Obviously, I was mistaken.  

Personally, I think it's fine that I am a 21-year-old college graduate who doesn't know what she wants to be when she grows up.  Unfortunately, society doesn't agree with me.  

I'm tired of people telling me to go get my Master's degree--I don't know what path I want to go down so why would I waste money and time to get more schooling, which will only over-qualify me for any position that I am qualified to do.  

Let me live my life and you live yours! 


Until next time, 
The Intelligent Blonde

Monday, April 11, 2011

Book Review: "I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell"


I feel like a horrible person for even reading this book,
I feel even worse for loving it.
It is seriously the funniest book I have ever read.  

If you haven't read it yet, go read it.  
You'll either think it's hilarious (like me),
or you'll think he's a pig and be repulsed by him
and disgusted by the fact that I found it humorous. 

To each his own, I suppose...


Until next time, 
The Intelligent Blonde

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Awkward & Awesome Thursday, Edition 11

Awkward:

Having to ask someone for money...even though it was previously agreed upon that they would pay you back...

Porta-poties.  I refuse to use them, even if it means almost peeing my pants because I've been holding it for hours on end.



Awesome:

Kenny Chesney.  His shows are still amazing the fourth time around.

New clothes at half off!


Until next time, 
The Intelligent Blonde