Two Truths and a Lie Tuesday Link-Up

It's the first Tuesday of the month, so you know what that means... it's Two Truths and a Lie Tuesday!!
If you haven't participated before, I really encourage you to link up with Mallory and me.  You can discover interesting facts about bloggers you already know, plus it's a great way to meet new bloggers! Not to mention you can learn which bloggers you do NOT want to play poker against ; )
Just grab a button, write your post, and link up! 
1.  I had scarlet fever when I was little 2.  I broke my wrist in Junior High 3. My jugular has been punctured
Which do you think is the lie?
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Oh how I love summer...

Guess whose air conditioner broke and is currently melting her boobs off in Oklahoma? That's right, this girl!
The inside of my house is currently hotter than the outside (and has been for the last 3 days).  Did I mention it's 110+ outside?
And to top it off, apparently DISH TV doesn't work when it's this hot. Who knew? Need proof?  Here ya go...

I know I sound like a spoiled brat, but seriously, how did people survive without air conditioning?  Plus in the olden days they wore corsets and big heavy dresses. Oh HELL no!

And in case you're wondering, yes, my boobs are actually sweating.  Gross, I know.

Who needs a diet when you can just sweat your fat off?

Awkward and Awesome Thursday

AWKWARD
One of my coworkers catching "walking phenomenon."  (he meant to say walking pneumonia) Gotta love autocorrect.  Poor thing's never gonna live that one down...
Stuffing a pizza bite into my mouth right before the owner of the company walks in to my office with a new client he wants to introduce to me.  To make matters worse, it was scolding hot and resulted in a burn on the roof of my mouth because I ate it so fast.  In my defense, it was during my lunch break!
Getting an email from facebook with a confirmation code to finish setting up my account. This is only awkward because I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR FACEBOOK. Some troll stole my email address!  So I logged in, changed her password and security questions, and deleted her facebook. Teach her to screw with me! I'd assume it's some random hacker sitting in Taiwan, but I wasn't taking any chances...
Having a "getting to know you" conversation with a random stranger on a plane. WTF?! Leave me alone. Were my headphones not enough of a sign that I didn't want to talk to you?
Fugly, hungover, flight attendants with 6 inch nails who ask you not once, but twice, what color toenail polish you have on. 
The Denver Airport. Why was I never told that it was like 4 miles long and that making it to your next flight was nearly impossible?  Running down the terminal, while doing a potty dance and stripping off my layers, is not something I care to do again.  

AWESOME
Signing my first client! Woot woot!
My amazing new office. It's so big, I really don't know what to do with it.
Not getting a gazillion facebook notifications from people I never talk to saying "happy birthday."  When you don't have your birthday posted for everyone to see, you find out who your true friends are real quick! haha. Did I mention I've successfully gone without facebook for like two months now?
My surprise birthday card that mom hid in the bottom of my suitcase for me to find while I was in Phoenix. I seriously cried. 
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