AWKWARD
Sneeze farts.
Don't act like it's never happened to you...
My oil change story.
Ya see, I was about 3000 miles a little overdue on getting my oil changed. In my defense, my change oil light hadn't come on yet. I was going to put it off a little longer...until I ran out of windshield wiper fluid.
So, I did what any intelligent, independent woman would do, I weighed my options:
1. Go buy windshield wiper fluid, figure out where to put it, and do it myself.
2. Pay someone to do it for me.
OF COURSE, option number 2 was the logical choice.
So, I went to get my oil change. The technician showed me the dipstick (yes, I know what it's called) and told me my oil was way too dark (no surprise to me).
I smirked and told him the truth: "I'm a little overdue on getting my oil changed; I knew it was time to come in because I ran out of windshield wiper fluid."
You can imagine the look he gave me...
A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do; windshield wiper fluid is like mascara to me...A MUST!!
AWESOME
The first episode of 16 & Pregnant to take place in Oklahoma was a non-trashy (as non-trashy as a prego 16 year old putting her life on television can be), cute couple. Yay for us! Mackenzie, you made us...proud (I don't think that's the right word...)? hahahaha. I really hope she gets picked up for Teen Mom.
Coming home to this after completely bombing my ECON test:
Until next time,
The Intelligent Blonde
HOLY CRAP THAT LOOKS DELICIOUS.
ReplyDeleteAnd I love your commentary in parenthesis on the 16 and pregnant thing! hahaha!
I loved the girl on 16 & Pregnant! I could NOT believe how big her baby was though! HUGE.
ReplyDeleteI haven't watched 16 & Pregnant yet....mainly because I never really like any of the girls. I'm more of a teen mom girl :) And that ice cream looks delicious!! nomnomnom :)
ReplyDeletehahaha sneeze farts. never a good thing and yes, very awkward. i haven't watched 16 & pregnant yet, but i've got it on tivo and i'm excited to seee the non trashy. haha it's a rare thing on that show i feel
ReplyDeleteGlad to know I'm not the only one who loves to squirt that windshield wiper fluid! I can't stand to drive with a dirty windshield! :)
ReplyDeleteHaha oh man thats pretty crazy about your oil it might be my inner caraholic but I'd be terrified to drive low on oil. That mans face was probably hilarious!
ReplyDeleteHa - this post is hilarious! Loved the awkwards - I used to do that too with getting my oil changed! Until of course, it was really nice out for a while and I obviously didn't use any windshield wiper fluid...and I ended up killing my car. Seriously killed it. Seized up and was stuck on the side of the road until my now-husband-then-boyfriend picked me up and laughed, and LAUGHED, AND LAUGHED at how I hadn't thought about putting oil in a really, really old car. For like, nine months. Whoops.
ReplyDeleteSneeze farts make me laugh... what else can you do???
ReplyDeletethanks for the reminder that I need to get my oil changed...whoops
You sound like me with the oil change story! We can't live without our windshield wiper fluid. I loved Mackenzie's episode! It really made me miss Oklahoma. I hope she gets picked for Teen Mom!
ReplyDeletesneeze farts...hilarious! im glad mtv actually didn't spin somethin in a trashy light for once, my hometown is where the dumb mtv show caged was filmed and it's so frustrating how bad they try to make louisiana look! yayy for oklahoma!
ReplyDeletei miss having cable so I can watch 16 and pregnant and teen mom! I need to find a way to watch it!!
ReplyDeleteOH MY GAHHHHH! Bahahahaha I laughed out loud... SNEEZE FARTS?! Only you would put that online ;) And I can't believe you got your oil changed because you ran out of windshield wiper fluid... LOL! Such a girl :P
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm jealous that you get to watch 16 & Pregnant... it never comes on when we can watch it! :( Stupid time diff...
xo,
Ash