The Female Good Luck Chuck

It's official, ladies--I'm the female version of Good Luck Chuck.

If you want your bf to propose to you, send him my way and I GUARANTEE, when I'm done with him, he'll propose to you! 

FML

Speaking of female Good Luck Chuck's, if I recall correctly, my girl Mallory once posted something similar to this.  

Great minds must think alike...be on the look out for what these great minds have comin your way!

Until next time, 

The Intelligent Blonde

Videos for Your Viewing Pleasure...

I've told you before, when something tragic happens in Oklahoma, the news crews never cease to find classy people to interview:

And yes, quote t-shirts are already being sold...

You're welcome!

P.S. Last call for May Sponsors.  Shoot me an email so we can swap buttons!!


P.S.S. Be on the lookout for exciting news from Mallory and me! You definitely won't want to miss this one (no, we're not giving anything away so don't get your hopes up).
Mallory--is it creepy that I have your url memorized? haha

Until next time, 

The Intelligent Blonde

Awkward and Awesome Thursday

 AWKWARD

Why yes, that is a wheelchair in the drive thru...

Guess I'll have to find drinking water elsewhere...

Guys. Why are they so stinkin awkward disgusting?

They leave toilet seats up, pee on the floor, scratch themselves, and leave microwave doors open.

And yes, these are all guys I work with...

I mean, you don't see girls walking around scratching themselves (unless you're in prison).

AWESOME

Thank you, little pink book, for telling me exactly what I've been doing wrong all of these years.

via Postsecret.  I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels this way...

The amazingly awesome news that I can't tell you yet.  Stay tuned!

 Gotta keep you on your toes!

Until next time, 

The Intelligent Blonde

April Sponsors, Part Two

 I'm sorry I've been absent lately--I've been overwhelmingly busy.

I promise I'll return to my normal self soon (permitting that finals week doesn't kill me).

In the meantime, you should hop on over to these lovely blogs and leave them some love:

If you're interested in doing a button swap for May, I'd love to have you!
Just shoot me an email!

Until next time, 

The Intelligent Blonde

Awkward and Awesome Thursday

AWKWARD

Facebook announcing to the world that one of my BFF's was using match.com.
Here's our ensuing dialogue:
Me: "since when are you on match?"
Cass: "since my brother didn't want to be the only loser joining."
Me: "bahahahahaha. I'm laughing my butt off."
Cass: "I don't know how everyone knows--3 people have already asked me about it."
Me: "It's on facebook."
Cass: "WTF?!"

bahahahaha. Just goes to show that facebook can ruin your life.

 People who think THIS looks cool:

Personally, I think the best part is the bubbled tint...

Naner's way of packing...

Yes, that is a toothbrush...IN HIS SHOE!

AWESOME

My new promotion! I'm now full-time at the publishing company!

(and the best part is, I get TWENTY paid vacation days a year)

Making enough money to afford to fill my up my gas tank. 

That's a little overdramatic, but this promotion does take a big load off my shoulders. 

Booking my Memorial Day weekend flights for a whopping $53!

Cheers to travel vouchers from being bumped from a previous flight!!

Until next time, 

The Intelligent Blonde

My Doppelganger

I don't recall ever being told that I look like a celebrity.  Occasionally people tell me I have the same smile/nose as my brothers, but that's about it. Seeing as they aren't famous and are, not to point out the obvious, BOYS, It's not really a compliment...

So, I decided to link up to show my doppelganger. 

And here were the myheritage results:

I don't think I look like any of them. FAIL. 

Hope you have better luck than I did!

Until next time, 

The Intelligent Blonde

Sunday Confessions

In Oklahoma, choosing a weatherman is like picking a sports team. 

You may change the channel on occasion to see how the other team is doing; but ultimately, you only watch one weatherman. Team Gary all the way!

While I love watching tornado coverage, I secretly freak out when the storm gets close to me. 

When packing my pansy bag (you know, the bag you take with you to hide from the storms), I not only think about what I NEED with me, but also my most prized posessions.

That's right--this girl is going out in style, wearing ALL of her diamonds and clutching her MacBook. haha

Until next time, 

The Intelligent Blonde

Awkward and Awesome Thursday

AWKWARD

Where in the world did that come from?! My laptop bag, perhaps?

Cassie (after accidentally opening a virus-filled email on Naner's iphone): "Calm down, I'm clearing your cookies."

Mom: "Is that like taking your milk away?"

Did I mention that virus-filled email was from me? My email was hacked : (

He's a winner...

Bad hair day. And super dirty mirror...

AWESOME

I feel like we need this sign at work...

Bunny ears : )

2 more weeks until I'm done with the class from Hell (which also means that I only have 2 weeks left to bask in my 4.0, because it'll be gone after this class).  Stupid ECON. 

My tuition money is clearly put to good use--promotional water bottles! haha

Until next time, 

The Intelligent Blonde

April Sponsors, Part One

You should...take a few minutes to hop on over to these blogs.
After all, they are my favorites : ) 

Until next time, 

The Intelligent Blonde

Awkward and Awesome Thursday

AWKWARD

Trying to figure out the new Blogger. I'm not a huge fan of change (hence why I've been avoiding Twitter and Facebook timeline this long). UGH. 

Mudslinging politicians. I honestly couldn't care less about politics, but I feel like everywhere I turn, the presidential campaigns are being shoved down my throat. I turned on the Today show the other day just in time to hear Palin *repeatedly* say that ANY of the candidates would be better than Obama.

Confession: I probably couldn't name the candidates to save my life. 

The note my friend Kassie found in her pizza box:

I was going to blur out his number, but decided if he was stupid enough to randomly give out his name and number,  then he deserves any ensuing prank calls. 

The comment one of the 16 and Pregnant girls said about wishing she had gotten an abortion instead of having her baby. Word vomit, much?

AWESOME

The compliments I've been getting on my hair lately.

The following items (from Coach and Tiffany's):

Coach giftcards. Specifically, this one: 

If anyone feels the need to thank me for anything, feel free to show your gratitude with a Coach giftcard : )

Until next time, 

The Intelligent Blonde

My Favorite Shows

After going through my DVR, I realized I watch A LOT of television.

Please tell me I'm not the only one who likes these shows...

Until next time, 

The Intelligent Blonde