Awkward and Awesome Thursday

AWKWARD
Have you ever noticed that men shake hands when walking into a gym?  I guess it's kind of like how karate people bow to each other before a match...? "Hey buddy, I really don't like you and I can TOTALLY bench more than you, but I'm going to act like I respect you and shake your hand."  I think us girls should establish something cool like that...maybe we should flip our hair at each other when we walk into a gym!
On that note, why do people grunt when lifting weights? You'd think you were listening to a tennis match!  It doesn't impress me--if anything, it does quite the opposite.  
Knowing that I have student loans I could/should be paying on, but not knowing who to contact. You'd think they would have already been in contact with me to get their money! 
Strapless bras. Does anyone else have issues getting those suckers to stay up?

AWESOME
Getting away for the weekend. A LONG weekend. I'm heading to Phoenix tonight and won't be back until Monday!  
Spray tans.  I love having a tan without damaging my skin. The price tag isn't pretty, though...
Being able to help make dreams come true. Someone told me I was like God the other day. I told her that was a very unfair comparison, but she said that her reasoning behind the statement was that only two people held her fate--God and me.  It was kind of a culture shock for me to realize that I do have the ability to make or break dreams. 
Space heaters.  They provide me with the ability to make my office nice and toasty while the rest of the office is freezing.  Everyone gripes when they walk into my office, but I love it!