the WORST texter EVER
Y'all, I'm here today to talk about a very important subject.
Texting.
As I've gotten older (you know, cause 23 is old), I've started to hate texting. I find myself forgetting to respond to texts, blatantly ignoring texts, or having a gazillion typos in each text.
I don't have an iphone, so I can't take nifty little screenshots of my bloopers; however, I will tell you the worst one:
Jacob: I didn't sleep very well last night.
Me: I'm shitty
Me: hahahahahhaha. I meant sorry. FML
Me: That should have made your day. lol. I hate predictive text.
Jacob: Stop being shitty
Jacob: Also, you must have a dirty mouth if your phone predicted you were going to say that.
Me: I have no idea where that came from. lol
Really though?! Of all the words it could have predicted, it predicted that one. Stupid SWYPE texting.
I guess that's what I get for not proofreading my texts.
I can't stand the "swipe" thing! My tablet does that and it's ALWAYS wrong. This is quite funny, though!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha! I love reading text bloopers! So funny :)
ReplyDeletethat happened to me in an email to a fellow blogger. I was trying to make up a drinking game and I said, "take a shit everytime somone does whatever." I don't think that really makes it a drinking game.
ReplyDeletethat is so annoying when it tries to guess what you are going to say. but that one was pretty funny!
ReplyDeleteHahaha darn autocorrect! I am a terrible texter too, I've gotten much worse with responding! Sometimes it's hours or even days before I even remember!
ReplyDeleteLMAO that's too funny! Do you have an android by any chance? If so I just learned that you can take screen shots with them by pressing the on off switch and pressing the camera switch at the same time! (: try it.
ReplyDeletexo, Heather