Awkward & Awesome Thursday

Awkward:

Waking up to a child with vomit stuck in her hair.

And seeing as it was early in the morning and the lights were still out, I ran my fingers through her hair to fix her tangled hair (not knowing it was tangled due to vomit).

Yeah, that happened.

Did I mention I can't handle vomit?

She also puked in my mom's car later that day--

let's be real, I'm just glad it wasn't my car...

Blabbing someone's old profession.

This wouldn't be a big deal, if it wasn't for the fact that his old profession was stripping.

I felt so bad.

Hi, my name is Alana and I can't keep a secret.

The kids were watching Oswald the other day,
and I started listening to what the characters were talking about;
What were they talking about, you might ask?
"Big Banana Day."
They even thanked Oswald for sharing his "big banana.
I swear, people who write cartoon scripts are creepers...

Awesome:

Only one more week at my job! Woot woot!

Black Friday.  

In my family, Black Friday is a bigger deal than Christmas.

We love a good deal and we love the adrenaline rush of beating other people.

Yes, we do make Black Friday a competition.

I'm already compiling my list and game plan.

Acing my Accounting midterm.

I may have a Business degree, but I HATE math.

I'd rather just pay someone to do it for me.

So, I was thoroughly shocked to see that big, fat A on my midterm.

Rekindling an old friendship.
He has already proven to be a blessing to me and I'm so glad our paths crossed again.

Until next time,

The Intelligent Blonde