Awkward & Awesome Thursday

In case ya'll need an escape from family time,
here's a brief post for your enjoyment...


Awkward:

Girl basically shouting in Chili's: "I love BJ's"

Me, mocking her: "I love BJ's"

Awkward silence

Laughter from our entire table.

Ya see, I was just making fun of her for being obnoxiously loud.

I was assuming she was referring to the restaurant "BJ's,"
but after I repeated it, I realized it could be taken into an entirely different context.  

I died of embarrassment.

I guess that's what I get for making fun of people...

No, my cell phone doesn't have an mp3 player,

but I will hold my headphone attachment in my hand with my phone,

in hopes that you will think I'm listening to music
and stop talking to me while I'm working out.

Oh, and thanks for telling me my thighs and butt look "slimmer and toner."
I'd hate to hear what he thought of me 
BEFORE I started working out...

Awesome:

Yesterday was my last day at the dealership!


The day I have been waiting on all year (BF), has almost arrived;
The lady on the Target commercials has nothing on me!

Until next time, 

The Intelligent Blonde