Awkward
Sitting on a Milkdud.
Luckily, I noticed it before I went into public.
I didn't get a picture of it on my boot-ay,
but I did get a picture of the remains:
Looking at the wrapper while eating my Hot Pocket,
to see this:
I don't know if I like my food hitting on me...
To keep receiving spam mail from Viagra.
Don't think I'll ever be needing that...
ALTHOUGH, there is a girl in my MBA class
who is a drug rep for Cialis.
I may or may not have asked her to bring some
to class next week so I can put them
in one of our classmates' drinks.
I can't help it--he annoys the crap out of me.
Sounded like a good idea at the time...
To see this while printing pictures:
Last time I checked,
left and right were the only sides...?
Did I miss the memo that there is a new side,
called "other side?"
Awesome
Being nominated for the Liebster Award
by Emma and Katie.
Thank you, ladies!
Finding old pictures on a disposable camera.
These pictures are over 5 years old and
I JUST got them developed...FAIL.
The only reason I know when the pictures were taken
is because it had pictures of my car wreck on it.
Anyways...I found these lovely pictures of my friend Lisa and me:
Please ignore the double chin--I'm so glad that's gone! ha ha
The "green" strategies used by some companies.
This is the packaging from my itouch screen protector:
Personally, my favorite alternative usages are
"keep your face cool on a hot day" and
"a sham under a wobbly table leg."
haha. Gotta give the company props--that was creative!
The V-Day Swap I just joined!
Who doesn't love getting presents in the mail?
ESPECIALLY us single ladies who don't get anything
on Valentine's Day Singles Awareness Day.
Head on over to Fabulous But Evil to sign up now!
Until next time,
The Intelligent Blonde
Oh goodness, too funny! Valentines day swaps sounds so fun!
ReplyDeleteHahaha, love the milk dud thing. And the cialis in the drink. And everything else about this post!
ReplyDeletehaha. this milkdud incident could have gone in so many horrible directions. lol. thank goodness you discovered it. haha. adore these post. if you get a second, I'd love to hear what you think of my Gossip Girl inspired look. xo
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First. You are adorable!
ReplyDeleteSecond. The squashed milk dud is just too funny.. HAHA. Glad you saw it before you left the house!!!
Third. Love your blog background!! It's my FAVORITE COLOR!
Fourth: All of this made me laugh.. consider me your newest follower :) :) :) :)
lovelovelove,
moo.
Hahaha the milk dud cracked me up :)
ReplyDeleteGood thing you got it before walking in public!
xo,
Jessica
I love old photos from disposable cameras!
ReplyDeleteYour posts crack me up! :) Have a wonderful day! xo
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA.. I thought you were holding POOP...
ReplyDeleteAnd um, DUH! Don't you know about "otherside"? Everyone knows about otherside. Get with it!... not.
And... BAHAHAHAHAHA... those pics... hilarious.
xo,
Ash
Every time I see smashed milk duds I think of the baby shower game where you have to smell diapers and guess what chocolate are in them. hehehe
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm kinda jealous, my food never tries to pick me up.
just stumbled on your blog today! so super cute! xo
ReplyDeleteOh my, cialis sounds like a splendid idea! Haha
ReplyDeleteHave a wonderful day
Molly
New to your blog.. I love your hair! Ahh I wish mine was as long as yours! :)
ReplyDeleteThis post had me crackin' up. I don't like my food hittin' on me either!
This is too funny! Love it! I'm a new follower. Can't wait to read more!
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MacKensie
http://mackensieg.blogspot.com/
excited for the v-day swap! sounds like so much fun! haha glad you figured out the milk dud before you went into public...damn chocolate! like 5 years ago i realized i had an undeveloped camera roll and it was like from 6th grade...it was pretty hilarous! have a great weekend girl!
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