Awkward & Awesome Thursday

Awkward

Being invited to a Wedding/Wedding Shower/
Baby Shower via facebook.

Am I not good enough for a snail mail invite?

DECLINE.

Leave it to Podunk, Oklahoma to
spell "SALE" wrong...and upside down...

FAIL

My niece, Laney: "Look what I got for Christmas!"

Me: "I know, I was with your mom when she bought it."

Laney: "This is what Santa brought me!!"

And the worst aunt of the year award goes to...

Getting a text, from a friend, that said:
"Hey, I'll buy your piss."

I thought about agreeing to do it and
taking a Loritab right before I gave the sample
so that she'd fail the drug test anyways
and MAYBE learn her lesson.
But, I decided I'd feel bad...
so I told her no.

Awesome

This sign at my Doctor's office:

My new job!!

My first day was Monday, 

and I LOVE it!

It's so nice to actually enjoy going to work...

Getting my itouch fixed!

I have the 1st Generation itouch and 

for about a year now, it's been telling me I can't 

download anything because my software is outdated.

So...I got the IT guy at work to fix it for FREE.

Finally, I can play Words with Friends again!

Finding the coupon on my floorboard.  

I had a Sonic coupon for a free Route 44,

I've used it multiple times without them asking for it.

Well...I went to Sonic and ordered my drink, 

paid with my debit card and 

realized the coupon wasn't where it used to be.

"CRAP! Hope they don't ask for it."

Low and behold, they did!

I panicked and started frantically looking around my car.

Thank heavens I found it on the floorboard.

I will never lie again.

Too bad that was my last free Route 44 : (

Until next time, 

The Intelligent Blonde