Thursday, July 19, 2012

Awkward & Awesome Thursday


AWKWARD

I went to buy my mom a Birthday cake the other day.  All of the cakes were iced in white, but were unmarked as to what their insides were (I HATE chocolate cake, so I didn't want to end up with a nasty chocolate cake), so I sat the cake on the counter and asked the cashier if it was a white cake. She opened the lid, pointed at the cake, and said "it's white."  Thank you captain obvious! 
On an even more awkward note, said cake was in the freezer (I forgot to mention that it was an ice cream cake), and our freezer door was left open...so the next day it was completely melted. There went $20 down the drain...

That awkward moment when you drop your pill down the sink. Glad to know I'm doing my part to help reduce sink overpopulation!

Finding a lost bottle with curdled milk. Don't judge me.  

"Love is a flower, friendship, and a sheltering tree."  
Really though, who comes up with this crap? 
Guess I better eat another piece so I can get a better fortune...

This Bomb Threat Information Checklist that my sister-in-law needs for a new job. 
A few thoughts come to mind...
1. She does not work for a Bank, a Federal Building, or the CIA. WHY does she need this checklist to be a teacher?
2. Why would "what is your name?" not be first on the list?
3. Can you imagine getting a bomb threat phone call and having to tell them to stop talking until you could find your questionnaire for them. WTF?


AWESOME

Shopping for Zoe when I have bad days. So glad I have another reason to shop!

My new shades that I won from Jenny's Sunglasses Warehouse giveaway!

Getting birthday presents two weeks early! 

P-R-O-M-O-T-I-O-N-S!! Woot woot! 


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11 comments:

  1. Oh god...the missing bottles. Those are the WORST :( And that bomb thing is crazy!!

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  2. I lost a bottle a WHILE ago and I'm so hoping I don't find it now.
    Digging the sunglasses!

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  3. ew, the curdled milk... but yaaaay awesome sunglasses!

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  4. ahahaha, that curdled milk is so gross! But those sunglasses are awesome.

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  6. Hello! Great blog! The last post is very interesting and beautiful! Let's follow each other, if you agree, then let me know!)))

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  7. a bomb threat checklist? really? dang you would think she is applying for some high security job. oops on the melted cake, i'm sure your mom thinks it was the thought that counts

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  8. I'm assuming that's Zoe's bottle? If it's yours...you got some splainin' to do! Haha. I am not surprised by the bomb checklist, because in my sophomore year we had OVER 100. It was RIDICULOUS. Bad memories, obviously...

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  9. Better you found the bottle than the baby!

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  10. bomb threat questionaire? weird! LOVE that little onsies - I think my niece needs one of those!

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  11. I love that onesie! I love being an aunt. Shopping of them is the best!!

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