Tuesday, October 30, 2012
Sunday, October 28, 2012
I feel like this is something you would find in SkyMall.
What happens when you need to turn your steering wheel?
Seems pretty accurate. That movie always freaked me out.
I'm thinking one of those "stuggling" grads wrote this advertisement...
These are my thoughts on politics. EXACTLY.
Okay, this one is really sad.
But, I'd be lying if I said I didn't laugh.
Thursday, October 25, 2012
Let's talk about these shoes for a minute.
First of all, WTF is going on with the spikes--hope you don't plan on crossing your legs.
Second of all, I think a tippy-toe walker invented these shoes.
Finally, after making fun of these shoes, we saw a stripper walking around in the EXACT same shoes. Okay, she probably wasn't a stripper, but she looked like one.
Very Lady Gaga-esque, don't you think? I'd be lying if I said I didn't think about buying them.
Please ignore my extreme pastiness, bad posture, and lack of style. I never claimed to be a fashion blogger.
Now let's talk about how bad I suck at bowling. My scores are in the middle.
Yes, I may have started off with a strike, but it was a downhill slope from there.
Clearly, I like to get my bluff in on people.
My mom checks her email and discovers that she has 23 new friend requests on facebook (a shock considering she accidentally created said facebook account, thinking it was a coupon), so she proceeds to go to facebook and look through this list of potential friends.
Mom: (every few seconds) "______ wants to be my friend, "_______ wants to be my friend, ___________wants to be my friend."
Me: "Wow, you're so popular!"
Mom: "I don't even know some of these people."
Me: "Are you sure that's your list of friend requests?"
Mom: "I don't know--that's what it says."
Me (looking at her computer): "Mom, those are people you might know. THESE are your friends requests."
My new Coach!
I usually don't shop at the Coach outlet; in fact, I think it's a little overrated.
BUT I couldn't resist this purse--it's gorgeous!
To top it off, it's originally a $400 dollar purse, it was discounted by like 40% PLUS I had a 30% off coupon, so I spent a whopping $180 bucks on this purse!
Don't judge me!
Who knew a place so great could be in a place so awful? *cough Texas cough*
You know what they say..."Texas sucks, Kansas blows, and Oklahoma is stuck in the middle!"
Tuesday, October 23, 2012
I'm still recovering from my mini-vacation, which I will tell you all about on Thursday; in the meantime, you should go visit these lovely ladies:
Thursday, October 18, 2012
The bow holder I made for Zoe,
which will soon look like this one:
My new Vera Bradley glasses!
Aren't they lovely?
Monday, October 15, 2012
Thursday, October 11, 2012
I called a client the other day and she said that she couldn't talk because she was going to get her dog put to sleep, so I did what any kind hearted person would do...
Me: "I'm so sorry! Please take your time and call me when you are ready."
Client: "Thank you, I'll call you back this afternoon."
Me: "Okay, have a great day."
FAIL. Freakin' force of habit, I tell you. I felt awful--of course she's not going to have a great day...
Blowing fuzes with my CHI. Apparently when your 4 year old CHI is ready to break, it will shock the crap out of you when you plug it in and result in a loss of power.
On the bright side, at least I wasn't straightening my hair when it broke.
Tuesday, October 9, 2012
Saturday, October 6, 2012
Thursday, October 4, 2012
I learned a valuable lesson yesterday. Do not send chocolate to Arizona.
If you do, it will arrive looking like this:
Why yes, that is a milk
Why is it that when girls receive a compliment on an article of clothing, they tell you where they got it. For instance...
Rachael: I like your pants!
Me: Thanks, I got them yesterday at Maurices!
Jo: Let me see your shoes, they're so cute!
Me: Aren't they adorable? I got them at Maurices!
It's like word vomit, you just can't stop it until it's too late.
Watching old women dance/do aerobics at a concert (see story below). Unfortunately, despite my efforts, I was unable to get a picture/video for y'all. I know, epic fail.
If you need more awkwardness, just read Tuesday's post!
My new pumps! I think I'm going to go back and buy the red ones, too.