Everyone in my office is contaminated with some kind of infectious germs.
I need a hazmat mask, ASAP!
Did I mention that germs disgust me?
Like, make my skin crawl, disgust me...
(that's my disgusted face)
state the obvious mention the fact that I don't have time to get sick.
I think I'll put myself into quarantine to prevent contamination...
Until next time,
The Intelligent Blonde