Thursday, March 22, 2012

Awkward & Awesome Thursday


Why yes, this was one of my homework questions...
Did I mention that I go to a private, Christian Grad School...?

Pulling an item off of the top shelf in a closet to have something fall in your eye, and the conversation that ensues:
Me: "Mom, a mouse turd just fell in my eye! I feel like I need to gouge my eye out now."
Mom: "Oh no! That means there's a mouse in the house."
Me: "Mom, you're completely missing the point of this conversation--THERE WAS A MOUSE TURD IN MY EYE!!"

You know it's gonna be an interesting day when you open the company fridge to find milk in the freezer--not just any milk, BREAST milk... ONE shelf above where your food sits...
I understand this is a natural process (blah blah blah),
but I don't find it natural to be in the company freezer...sitting on top of people's food...


Swapping buttons with me! *hint hint* Claim your spot for April, ASAP!

Making Baby C laugh by playing patty-cake. Baby laughs are so cute : )

McDonald's chocolate chip cookies. But only the fresh ones. I could live on those things...

Until next time, 
The Intelligent Blonde


  1. I love your awkward and awesome posts! they are always SO funny. The breast milk? way to ruin a lunch break. and I can't believe that was an actual question on your test!

  2. Breast milk gives me the creeps. I know it shouldn't, since I'm a woman and all, but if I ever found that in the fridge at work, I would probably lose my cool.

    I'd love to swap buttons for April!

  3. Ewewewew.... Breast milk around other people's food is gross no matter how it's packaged. Gross.

  4. Haha I love that your mom so did not care about your eye, just the fact that there was a mouse in the house!
    And mmmmmm McDonalds cookies.....I'm thinking I need a lunch run:)

  5. YAY ECON!!!! bahahaha I'm a total nerd.
    And who the eff brings their breast milk to work with them???

  6. Haha! Hilarious question for a Christian grad school! I would be slightly ticked off if I found someone's breast milk just chillin on my lunch. It's just creepy!

  7. McDonald's cookies are the best... they never get the credit they deserve LOL. I miss them since I gave up sweets for Lent. Have you tried the green Shamrock Shake? They were quite the craze but I didn't get a chance to try one

  8. breast milk on top of your lunch - gross. I think they would have done a better job hiding it! and somehow something went terrible wrong this morning when I realized i didn't show up as following your blog! what? I read your blog all the time and definitely followed a long time ago. don't know what happened, but I am back to being an official follower! have a good weekend!!

  9. Ha - I think I'm the only one who doesn't think the breast milk thing is gross! Women who work and need to express need to put the milk SOMEWHERE...and frozen is best! Maybe a warning to coworkers or different container would have helped though...but if I was working, I'd TOTALLY do that - ah!

    What's this about a button-swap? x

    1. Sarah, you're set as no-reply so I can't email you back about the button swap : (

  10. Mouse turd in your eye should be a form of POOR thing! I totally feel ya on the breast milk dilemma. That's just strange. Couldn't they put it in some kind of bag or something, so it's not just "chillin'"??

  11. Ps. I'd buttons swap with you ;)

  12. Bahahaha.... I always love your "Awkwards" :)
    The mouse turd thing... OMG... I laughed so hard!!! And the breast milk... LOL!!!

    P.S. Sicilian McD's don't have chocolate chip cookies!!!! :(:(:( Just weird Italian things... like Apple Muffin Cakes (wtf?)

  13. hahaha this post cracked me up!!
    I would have freaked too if a mouse turd fell in my eye!!

    Also. Yeah, the whole breast milk thing... I get the natural process too, but it would freak me out to know it was sitting on top of my food, and it came from some rando's booby. HAHAHA

    But maybe that's just me?!


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