One of my coworkers catching "walking phenomenon." (he meant to say walking pneumonia)
Gotta love autocorrect. Poor thing's never gonna live that one down...
Stuffing a pizza bite into my mouth right before the owner of the company walks in to my office with a new client he wants to introduce to me. To make matters worse, it was scolding hot and resulted in a burn on the roof of my mouth because I ate it so fast. In my defense, it was during my lunch break!
Getting an email from facebook with a confirmation code to finish setting up my account. This is only awkward because I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR FACEBOOK. Some troll stole my email address! So I logged in, changed her password and security questions, and deleted her facebook. Teach her to screw with me! I'd assume it's some random hacker sitting in Taiwan, but I wasn't taking any chances...
Having a "getting to know you" conversation with a random stranger on a plane. WTF?! Leave me alone. Were my headphones not enough of a sign that I didn't want to talk to you?
Fugly, hungover, flight attendants with 6 inch nails who ask you not once, but twice, what color toenail polish you have on.
The Denver Airport. Why was I never told that it was like 4 miles long and that making it to your next flight was nearly impossible? Running down the terminal, while doing a potty dance and stripping off my layers, is not something I care to do again.
Signing my first client! Woot woot!
My amazing new office. It's so big, I really don't know what to do with it.
Not getting a gazillion facebook notifications from people I never talk to saying "happy birthday." When you don't have your birthday posted for everyone to see, you find out who your true friends are real quick! haha. Did I mention I've successfully gone without facebook for like two months now?
My surprise birthday card that mom hid in the bottom of my suitcase for me to find while I was in Phoenix. I seriously cried.