Thursday, November 17, 2011

Awkward & Awesome Thursday

Awkward:

Waking up to a child with vomit stuck in her hair.
And seeing as it was early in the morning and the lights were still out, I ran my fingers through her hair to fix her tangled hair (not knowing it was tangled due to vomit).
Yeah, that happened.
Did I mention I can't handle vomit?
She also puked in my mom's car later that day--
let's be real, I'm just glad it wasn't my car...

Blabbing someone's old profession.
This wouldn't be a big deal, if it wasn't for the fact that his old profession was stripping.
I felt so bad.
Hi, my name is Alana and I can't keep a secret.

The kids were watching Oswald the other day,
and I started listening to what the characters were talking about;
What were they talking about, you might ask?
"Big Banana Day."
They even thanked Oswald for sharing his "big banana.
I swear, people who write cartoon scripts are creepers...


Awesome:

Only one more week at my job! Woot woot!

Black Friday.  
In my family, Black Friday is a bigger deal than Christmas.
We love a good deal and we love the adrenaline rush of beating other people.
Yes, we do make Black Friday a competition.
I'm already compiling my list and game plan.

Acing my Accounting midterm.
I may have a Business degree, but I HATE math.
I'd rather just pay someone to do it for me.
So, I was thoroughly shocked to see that big, fat A on my midterm.

Rekindling an old friendship.
He has already proven to be a blessing to me and I'm so glad our paths crossed again.



Until next time,
The Intelligent Blonde

8 comments:

  1. Woohoo on your midterm! It's the best feeling to get a good grade on something important:)

    And I'm so pumped for Black Friday it's not even funny. Ha pretty soon I'm going to start training like that crazy lady in the Target commercials;)

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  2. hahaha. You so should! Make sure you Vlog it!!

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  3. oh my gosh totally agree about the people who write kids shows...it's really creepy (Sesame Street seems to be ok though) and I am not brave enough to do Black Friday...I feel like being around that many people i would feel obligated to hit or trip someone :) i'm mature like that haha

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  4. Miranda, hitting and tripping people is the point!! ha ha jk. But, I mean, if it comes down to it...I'll do it!

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  5. I think I'm going to try my luck on Black Friday this year. I hope you don't beat me to the counter!

    Good luck on your Mid-Term :)

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  6. "Big banana?" Uhh that is definitely very creepy!! Good luck on the midterm :)

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  7. ohmygosh, i hate vomit too! but yeah, honestly i'd be happy it's not my car either, haha! ;)

    p.s. yay for black friday!!!

    <3, Mimi
    http://whatmimiwrites.blogspot.com/

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  8. Eww. Vomit is the absolute worst.

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