Thursday, January 19, 2012

Awkward & Awesome Thursday


Being invited to a Wedding/Wedding Shower/
Baby Shower via facebook.
Am I not good enough for a snail mail invite?

Leave it to Podunk, Oklahoma to
spell "SALE" wrong...and upside down...

My niece, Laney: "Look what I got for Christmas!"
Me: "I know, I was with your mom when she bought it."
Laney: "This is what Santa brought me!!"
And the worst aunt of the year award goes to...

Getting a text, from a friend, that said:
"Hey, I'll buy your piss."
I thought about agreeing to do it and
taking a Loritab right before I gave the sample
so that she'd fail the drug test anyways
and MAYBE learn her lesson.
But, I decided I'd feel bad...
so I told her no.


This sign at my Doctor's office:

My new job!!
My first day was Monday, 
and I LOVE it!
It's so nice to actually enjoy going to work...

Getting my itouch fixed!
I have the 1st Generation itouch and 
for about a year now, it's been telling me I can't 
download anything because my software is outdated.
So...I got the IT guy at work to fix it for FREE.
Finally, I can play Words with Friends again!

Finding the coupon on my floorboard.  
I had a Sonic coupon for a free Route 44,
I've used it multiple times without them asking for it.
Well...I went to Sonic and ordered my drink, 
paid with my debit card and 
realized the coupon wasn't where it used to be.
"CRAP! Hope they don't ask for it."
Low and behold, they did!
I panicked and started frantically looking around my car.
Thank heavens I found it on the floorboard.
I will never lie again.
Too bad that was my last free Route 44 : (

Until next time, 
The Intelligent Blonde


  1. I laughed so hard at you revealing the Santa secret.

    AND find me on WWF. It's Annaandtheowls. :)

  2. Welcome back to Words With Friends. Q’s without U’s rock! Qi, Qat, Qaid and Qanat. Another great skill-builder is unscrambling anagrams to make words from a jumble of letters. If you like TV trivia and anagrams, my blog is fun and good practice for WWF. Let me know what you think of it.

  3. I seriously love reading these!! I laughed at all of them! The Santa thing...sounds like something I'd do! Lol Happy Thursday!

  4. hahahahahahah love the "sale" fail! hilarious.
    And congrats congrats congrats on your new job! I'm so happy that you're loving it!
    I so miss big drinks like the Route 44 from Sonic.

  5. I am literally laughing out loud about telling your niece about her present! I am glad you like your new job, everyone deserves to work somewhere they love!

  6. Haha. Classic Oklahoma. :)
    And I totally agree... we are worth the 46 cents (or however much it is) to send me an invite in the MAIL. C'mon now, ladies. Courtesy isn't dead, yet.

  7. I'm glad you're loving the new job so far!! :)
    aaaand way to almost ruin Christmas for your little niece ;P

  8. I just laughed out loud at your comment to your niece :) How old is she? haha

  9. BAHAHAHA! OMG... The sale sign looks like something that would happen in my hometown!! LOL! And I absolutely can't believe you said that to your niece!!!! Worst aunt everrrrrr...... bahahaha.... How'd you save yourself?? Also, can't believe your FRIEND asked to buy your piss? Hmm... pretty great week so far....

    P.S. So happy you're loving the job :)


  10. the sonic in our town shut down :( and we should totally play words with friends! sorry about the "worst aunt" thing but it is pretty funny! :)

  11. Haha I love this post. Especially the piss part. Does that make me a bad person?

  12. Glad you're loving your new job! And I agree about invitations. I didn't find out about my nephews birthday party until two days before it because it was through facebook and I was accidentally not included in the group message!! grrrrrr.

  13. Love this post!! I am with ya on the snail mail thing...if its an important event FB invites are so lame!

  14. Gahh dashboard must not want us to be friends because I haven't seen any of your posts on it for a week!

    Buuuuuut, I'm really excited that you love your new job! Just shows it was right to follow your heart:)
    And I totally agree about shower invites on FB...definite DECLINE! Hello, how about a nice handwritten invitation? Or even a computer printed one!

    Hope you have a fabulous weekend:)


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