Monday, January 2, 2012

Not-So-Intelligent Blonde Moments...

While sitting in the Burger King drive-thru, 
watching the worker who was going impossibly slow...

Me: "Does his arm not work?"
Mom: "No, it does, it's just in his pants."
Long Pause
Me laughing
Mom: "POCKETS. His arm is in his pants pockets." 

It was too late to redeem herself--the damage was done, 
we were both laughing uncontrollably
and the guy was trying to figure out what was going on.  

jokes about him touching her credit card 
and food (after his hand had been in his pants) ensued.

On another note...

I've been trying to think of good ways to network our blogs 
and I have decided to start doing button swaps.

Reasons why you should swap buttons with me:

1. It will bring more people to your blog (and mine)

2.  It will give me easy access to your blog,
so when Blogger messes up and leaves your posts out of my feed
(because we all know that happens...A LOT)
I can creep catch-up with one click of a button.

3.  Umm...those are the only reasons I could think of,
but I felt like I needed three points.

If you're interested in swapping buttons, 
leave a comment with your email address 
and I will get in contact with you.

I would LOVE to swap buttons with you!

Until next time, 
The Intelligent Blonde


  1. your new layout is ADORABLE!!!!

  2. I absolutely love your new layout. You look so beautiful, especially in the top photo. Do you know how to work HTML and all that jazz? I might need to have a chat with you about improving my blog. :-)

  3. These are hilarious!

  4. I'd love to swap buttons...I could really use somewhere for my blog to be published. I'm a very small part of the blog world but would love to have more than 4-5 followers. :)
    I've also been thinking of having buttons of my favorite blogs posted on my blog, great time to start with yours! :)

  5. Awesome blog, Alana! Your header is super cute! This will definitely be a daily read for me :)

    I'm in the button-creating process at this very moment - so let's swap soon!

  6. hahaha...too funny! Gotta love a good laugh, right?

  7. 1st-that story id hilarious! And I definitely wouldn't want the guy to touch my food after his hand was in his pants either;)
    2nd-Such a smartie with the button swap idea! I'm totally down. I guess I have to go figure out how to make one of those now...
    3rd- I am obsessed with your new header!! I'm considering re-vamping my blog look and you've just inspired me to get my but into gear!

  8. Thanks for following me :)
    Love your blog! Next month I'd love to swap with you!

  9. hahaha great story! That would be a convo my mom and I would have. Love your blog miss!!!

    Classic & Bubbly

  10. Thanks so much for stopping by my blog and commenting. I've been a follower of yours for a bit now so I'm glad you've had time to check out my blog as well :) I hope 2012 is amazing to you!

  11. LOL!!! Loved the conversation between you and your Mom too funny! Thanks for the laugh

  12. I'd love to swap buttons with you! I'm new to the blog world and am looking to expand! :)


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